couple sleeping positions meaning

now i know...hahaha

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Pssst I tell You My Secret

r u mad ??

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GANGNAM STYLE IN 4 SIMPLE STEPS

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Mafia Boss and Deaf Book Keeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court. When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.


The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is."
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is.
The bookkeeper signs back , "I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it the bookkeeper's temple and says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !"
The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Lawyers...You gotta love 'em.

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Y U No Leave Me Alone

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STUPID QUESTION EVER ASKED

YAHOO PLEASE ANSWER THIS... ^^

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How To Make All Your Friends Hate You

DON'T FORGET TO USE THIS EVERYDAY

EVERY DOORS IN YOUR HOUSE

AND THIS TOO

AND THIS

DON'T FORGET THIS

LAST BUT NOT LEAST

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Child Halloween Costumes: Top 5 2012

LOOK AT THIS COSTUMES ... ^^

NO.1:CAPTAIN AMERICA

NO.2: JAKE THE DOG

NO.3: MONSTER HIGH

NO.4: POWER RANGER

NO.5: BATMAN

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS TO YOUR CHILD ....^^

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What Is YOUR Problem??

THAT WAS CLOSE..

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Funniest Real Ads

THIS WAS REAL MAN..

Britney& McD

Honda

Bagel

COLGATE

???? 

YES THAT WAS REAL.... ^^

OUR WORLD IS AWESOME..

                                            

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I'm waiting for you honey

SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD...^^

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

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